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Stay strong, the weekend is coming.
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
I wasn’t lucky, I deserved it.
Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
The question isn’t can you, it’s will you?
You think this is a game?
I liked memes before they were on Instagram
What do you think of the view?
She ain’t trying to be a freak,but them bands keep rockin
Sky above me, earth below me, fire within me.
That moment when you realize your childhood is over.
Weekend, please don’t leave me.
Hating me, dosen’t make you pretty.
I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
Be who and what you want, period.
You’re doing it wrong.
Live today like there’s no tomorrow.
If I ever let my head down, it will only be to admire my shoes.
Style is the new black.
Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough.
If imma be a mess, I might as well be a hot one
Friday, my second favorite F word.
I was doing just fine before I met you.
I was an innocent human being, then my best friend came along.
When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance.
You play Call of Duty? That’s cute.
Friday, my second favorite f word.
I don’t play for the number on my back, I play for the crest on the front.
They say your vibe attracts your tribe.
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A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.
Build a bridge and get over it
Say Beer Can with a British accent. I just taught you to say Bacon with a Jamaican accent.
Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
They used to shout my name, now they whisper it.
Some days start better than others.
Either you run the day or the day runs you
These are the days we live for.
Life is short, false; it’s the longest thing you do.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
My ideal body weight is yours on mine
Work until your idols become your rivals.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
The tan lines will fade but the memories will last forever.
Stay sharp and far from timid.
If you have two faces, atleast make one of them pretty.
70% water and you’re still thirsty.
I had followers before Instagram.
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Nothing can stop me I’m all the way up.
They ain’t make me what I am, they just found me like this
I cannot see heaven being much better than this
I’m up right now and you suck right now
Know yourself, know your worth
Started not to give a fuck and stopped fearing the consequence
Never not chasing a million things I want.
I can’t really see another squad tryna cross us
Where you movin’? I said onto better things
I’mma worry ‘bout me, give a fuck about you
I’m here for a good time not a long time
Last name ever, first name greatest
No new friends
On my worst behavior
“You’re gone and I gotta stay high all the time, to keep you off my mind.”
My excuse is that I’m young
Make the most out of tonight, and worry ‘bout it all tomorrow
I live for the nights that I can’t remember with the people that I won’t forget
I’mma sip it ‘til i feel it, I’mma smoke it ‘til it’s done
Whole squad on that real shit
You only live once
Worrying about your followers, you need to get your dollars up
I’m way up, I feel blessed
Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments
I still ride with my day one
Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight
Nobody really likes us except for us
Trying to forget it but the memories are too strong.
I act like I’m ok, but I’m really not.
Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.
Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
Why buy happiness, when love is free…
A liar will not be believed even when he speaks truth
Wouldn’t it be the perfect crime, if I stole your heart, and you stole mine?
Stars cannot shine without darkness
Don’t let your eyes be blinded by her beauty.
Love your flaws. Own your quirks.
We all start as strangers.
Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
Smile the most at those who dont want to see you happy
Truth is, I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you.
If I die tomorrow, will you remember me?
Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.
Never cry for that person who doesn’t know the value of your tears.
Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.
Don’t think your not good enough for someone just because of your imperfections. Your beautiful with them. That’s what makes you unique. That’s what makes you strong.
Don’t worry if you haven’t found your true love, they’re just with someone else right now.
We either make ourselves miserable or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.
1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas. And I still had the privilege of meeting you.
Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.
Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.
If you can’t get someone out of your mind, maybe they’re supposed to be there.
I want you to know, I just don’t want to tell you…
Women are like stars; there may be millions of them but only one can make your dreams come true.
“Be strong” – I whispered to my WiFi signal
When nothing goes right, go left instead!
I’m your worst nightmare.
If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
Real men don’t take selfies.
Don’t play dumb with me. That’s a game you can’t win.
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
I took 27 other selfies that night…
So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
Whenever I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.
I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
I haven’t done this in a while so excuse me.
Need an ark? I Noah guy.
I think you are lacking vitamin me!
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.
When nothing goes right… Go left.
I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
Yesterday, I changed my WiFi password to “Hackitifyoucan”; today, someone changed it to “ChallengeAccepted”.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
Sorry for the delay but I gotta slay.
Good friends are like big thighs, they always stick together.
If you can’t take a hint, get ready to take a hit!
My mascara is too expensive to cry over you.
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